is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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