Its about making memories worth repressing
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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