butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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