it wasn't lemon gatorade
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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