just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
