i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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