Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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