May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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