All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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