you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Reggie can tackle my bush.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
