super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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