Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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