i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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