it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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