This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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