I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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