so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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