it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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