You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize