pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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