My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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