Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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