i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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