Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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