This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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