question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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