Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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