We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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