Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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