so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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