in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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