batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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