I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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