Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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