five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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