I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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