he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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