I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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