We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
