Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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