Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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