Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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