i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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