At least make sure they are 18
Why
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My underwear smells like fireworks.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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