i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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