Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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