out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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