Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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