Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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