I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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