I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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