let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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